Saturday, May 26, 2012

What a waste of my time...

Don't you sometimes realise that you just ended up wasting a lot of time. This is not something new or something different. Not something which is unheard of. At work, with family, with your near & dear ones, friends & foes or even because of your own fuckin self.

Wastage of time is the next best pastime besides slicing bread...

Leave alone people, individuals, even large organisations, cities, nations end up wasting a lot of their time and time is money so wasting time directly transcends into wasting money...
Blah blah blah fuckin bullshit.
I don't want to even go there,
coz then i am "always thinking about money".

I care a fuck about the green-gandhi. FuckGandhi ......!!
It still remains a known fact that i can stand Gandhi only on the Indian rupee note. He ripped us. But the closest he can get to taking my ass is when i fold a 500 rupee note into my back pocket.

That's thefallenhero.
Just a figment of my imagination.
He's not even a real fuckin person.
It's just some common elementary
Stuff i do. But i feel for thefallenhero.
He's there in me.
Take it or leave it
Just fuckin take it & go....

What my concern is....
How the fuck can you make an fictional dark side of an average person think...
"what a waste of my time..."

What does it take to ignite such a feeling into an imagination.
Its not like having a nightmare,
Its like making your dreams angry...!!

You may have noticed, that this particular post is pretty bland. No fizz. No dhamaka. No pauses, exclamations and the trademark bold font colour. Coz i'm getting tired if it...
Getting tired of the same 'ol cliché..

So, i didnt even bother sitting on my laptop for this post. I am right now sleeping wid my iphone and typing this. And its so much more fun.
I find my own ways of having fun and i am getting fed up of making fun of everone or rather ensuring that everyone is having fun.

I am not drunk. Had a very tough day though, but not even remotely sleepy or tired. Infact, i was rudely awakened by a very simple thought..
What a waste of my time...!!

It may sound abrupt to you...
It may seem illogical to you...
It may feel unreasonable to you...

But its a lot better than getting the feeling i am getting now....
And after all that we have been through...
What a waste of my time...

If Satan punishes bad people in hell,
Then how the fuck...
Is he the bad guy...!!
So, all in all
This bad guy stays,
Thefallenhero is not going
anywhere & any which ways...!!!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Once Upon A Wedding Day...

Once upon a wedding day,
A couple became one with hopes of love & happiness to stay
that brought a state of euphoria to everyone in each & every distinguished way.

Once upon a wedding day,
the memories of their courtship glowed warmly in their minds & heart
where trust, love, care & affection played a fundamental part.

Once upon a wedding day,
The marriage ceremony was extra special with the wedding march stately & slow
The whole ceremony seemed to sparkle like Jyoti
brought forth an attractive glow.

Once upon a wedding day,
The marriage ceremony and festivities, The cards & gifts & flowers
filled the day with cheerfulness like Harish & many lovely & happy hours.

Once upon a wedding day,
Those whom they loved surrounded them, To share their happiness this day
Bestowing their blessings of the marriage & for their nuptial vows to forever stay.

Once upon a wedding day,
Why the hell is thefallenhero so happy…
Maybe it’s some motivation, realization, 
maybe it just feels good to see two great people together
maybe it's just so i get a little more attention...:))
And oh yeah…
On this wedding day…
didn't even get an invitation… :((

With 99% firm fluid particles
Running at top speed, 
still very much in my blood.

Friday, April 6, 2012

You know who i am...

This is who i am...
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's meant to be broken 
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's meant to be broken 
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's meant to be broken 
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's meant to be broken 
I just want you to know who I am...

0% Commitment, 0% Achievement
100% Energy & Enthusiasm
with 99% always in my blood...

Monday, March 19, 2012

Thefallenhero Podcast - 001 (18-03-2012)

This is my House...

It's really simple.
I just love house music. Especially the likes of Paul Oakenfold, Richard Durand, David Guetta, Judge Jules, Tiesto etc...
So, this sunday i had some free time & i thought of mixing a couple of my favourite tracks and made my first ever podcast by mixing a couple of their tracks. Nothing original here, just a selection of the best house music from my personal collection mixed into one giant house track.

Next, i uploaded it on a website called
Then with a little bit of html scripting and a lot of google'ing' i started the live streaming of my podcast which you can enjoy anytime by just visiting my blog.
Thefallenhero Podcast player is right at the top on the browser.

With technological advancements even an amateur house music buff like me can start his very own podcast.
It's really simple & a lot of fun..

Thefallenhero Podcast - 001 (18-03-2012) is here....
So sit back, relax & light the peace-pipe. The trip is about to begin...

I intend to make Thefallenhero Podcast a regular feature
 any suggestions / feedback are greatly welcome... 

Monday, March 12, 2012

Consistency of 99% - 7777 views....

This blog has been up and running if not continuously but with some consistency since Aug 2010.
This afternoon when i happened to check my blog i noticed something...

I really didn't know how to express my feeling'shere's a snap-shot and let me know what you think...

You know...
It's not funny and it's definitely not a very great achievement for most folks...!!

But you know...
Most people don't even read blog's.
Let alone blogging since Aug 2010...

And you should also know that consistency is the name of the game...

Trying to continuously rise is passé
But consistently being 99% pays...

Sunday, March 4, 2012

the two "REAL" questions...

This post is "purely" for The Kissan 100% Real Blogger Contest (130)

I interpreted the contest to be for 100% real experiences. Experiences which may have altered thoughts and actions. Experiences which could have occured with anyone and anywhere. They may not have been necessarily related to nature. Hence, i decided to share a "REAL" experience. An experience which helped me realize me true potential...!!

One Day...
It was a wednesday morning not so many years ago. I got up late to get to work. Working in the finance / banking industry, i had to report to work by 9:30am every single day. This was a great pain in the a**. But that morning it was different. I could just not take it anymore. I was fed up of my job. I was fed up of all the jobs i had ever done. I had been thinking about it for quite some time now and my head hurted. There was a lot of pain in my heart which probably showed on my face.
My Dad...
That morning, he looked at my sad face and asked, “What’s the problem son… you don’t look so good. Are you not feeling well, you are late for work, are you not going to work today”. 

“I don’t want to go to work ever again...”, I replied.

My dad understood. He had seen me work day in and day out since last four years.
He said, "Son, I have seen you working since your call center days. You never loved any of your jobs. You have changed three professions in the last four years. You did well at every one of those jobs and grew the corporate ladder fast. But you never felt content. When you wake up in the morning and don't feel like going to work then there's a problem and I understand your problem."

He further added, "I will ask you just two questions and they will solve many of your concerns…". I looked up to him as if these two questions were actually gonna do something. And they did...

the two "REAL" questions...
1. What do you love doing in life…?
2. Figure out a way to make money out of it…??

To be a happy successful person, you have to firstly find out what do you love doing in life. Something which interests you. Something which you are good at or something which you feel passionate about. Something that you would not mind doing for the rest of your life. Then the next thing to do is to figure out a way to make money out of it, so that you can continue living your normal life and yet enjoy doing what you love to do. Simple.

Look at him. Can you recognize him...??
He did not start playing cricket for money and fame.
He loved cricket and look at the heights
where his passion has taken him.

Amitabh Bachchan, Lakshmi Mittal, Aamir Khan, Ratan Tata, Dhirubhai Ambani, K.V. Kamath, Kumaramangalam Birla, they all had great passion for what they did and the same holds true for every successful person.

My Action...
The next day I quit my job.
I always loved advertising.

My advertising agency completed 5 successful years on 27th February 2012…

Warm Regards,
One question answered
One question unanswered..

Fallenisms : March 2012

Fallenisms is a completely non original piece of dark side of the human satire or otherwise. Copied, ripped, pirated, flicked, translated, hacked, derived, assumed and imitated short takes on life through the eyes of the fallen hero…

Sincere apologies for not doing Fallenisms since April 2011. That's a break of almost 9 months. Just enough time to go home and make a baby...

But i'll make it up to you. Like i always do.. So, sit back, relax, refill your drink & smoke a spliff. Fallenisms : march 2012 has just arrived and this time i am going really down...
             -- thefallenhero

 1,00,00,000 sperms  and you were the best...!!!

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.

 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory...

Anything worth taking seriously is
worth making fun of.

 A day without sunshine is like  NIGHT...

Assassins do it from behind...

Be nice to your kids,
 Eventually they will choose your nursing home....     

Your Bills
travel through the mail at
Twice the
speed of your
Salary Check


consciousness is that annoying thing you have to deal with
                                                           when you are not sleeping...

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead you anywhere.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow you anywhere.
Do not walk beside me for i may forget you soon...
Enjoy me till i am for i don't know when i have to go... fall down again.

Realising life again,
Trying to rise again.
For 99% is still in my blood...
Fallenisms will be a regular monthly feature starting with FALLENISMS : March 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Ex-Girlfriend Vs Facebook Friend

Once there was a Girl who felt insecure about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend
whom she was often compared to...
Obviously, The ex-girlfriend is more talented than her,
Maybe even better looking..!!!

Then one night, this girl asked her boyfriend, "She's everything that you've been dreaming of.
Why did you let your ex-girlfriend go?"

Her boyfriend simply smiled, kissed her & said:
"YES, she's everything I've been
dreaming of her but you're everything I've been Praying for.."

Morale of the story:
I may want to sleep with katrina kaif but that does not mean that i don't love my bebby.
Bebby always 1st.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

I have the answer...

It's been a long fuckin time.
My previous post was on 8th October last year.
It's been four months since i have spoken to you...
Couldn't keep in touch, since then i have been busy... really fuckin busy.

Busy for 4 months...??
Big preparations, great presentations, hard decisions, tight deadlines...
Hard targets, subtle messaging... English layouts, Indian clients...
Late night working, Late night drinking
Early morning drinking again and late morning sleeping
Reporting late to work, it's a vicious circle and
what did i get in the end.... Salary-Cut.

It's not easy being a 28yr old handling a million dollar baby...
Churning out creatives, Handling finances,
Skipping lunch, Doubling productivity
Cutting costs and buying dual packets of benson lights instead.
Getting killed again & again and still going for the kill each passing moment,
With both my bebby's bumped. It's tough to even grin.
I can still manage to make you laugh.

Trying being me...
It just takes some balls and a simple logic to be me.
I simply think...
Luck favours those, who help themselves.
Bad-luck never bothered me,
I keep it simple, I help others... Simple isn't it.
You don't have to think so much...
Just keep it simple. Do a Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V on me...
"Try to help other's without expecting anything in return and 
without getting emotional or compromising on what's in your general interest"
That's the fuckin answer. That's the fuckin solution.
You would have believed it if The Mahatma would have said it.... wouldn't you...??
Think about it.

And the question...
Bad-luck was angry at me since October last year.
The pop of one question occurred , unusually significantly frequently...
"When are you going to get married...??"

Comprehending the tone of voice here...
This is definitely not a question asked by a girl who desperately wants to get married to any guy who desperately does not want to get into a serious relationship at this point in time.
Here's what she is more likely to ask...
When are we going to get married means (WTF do i have to wait forever)
Are we going to get married means (Look motherfucker... i have better options ...ok)
Have we fallen in love (this shit smells of cancer...)
We have to think about future means
( Hurry up motherfucker... are you gonna take up whole day...)
You love me naa... Jaanu...(Look, i am not sure. Look,  if you do then i do. Look, if you don't then i don't Look, a fuckin flyin butterfly)

I do not see a future ahead with you means.....
No wait.. this shit smells familiar.. (sniffing..)
This is not a question at all.. it's a judgement
A judgement given by a slut travelling by bus, who dreams of one day travelling in a ferrari,
has just set her eyes on a guy driving a honda civic.
This particular judgement given by the slut is for a guy she has been seeing since like fuckin forever, Coincidentally, he drives one of my banged bebby's nowadays.

So when are you going to get married...??
This question is usually asked by a person who either really cares for you
or really cares a shit about you.
In my case, often it has come from a person who has really cared about me all these years.
I don't mind questions. I love answering tough questions.
Enigma's, Mysteries, Riddles, Puzzles, Conundrums.
I have been solving problems (others & more often self-made though mine) for so long...
That i feel i understand problems.
We have a mutual understanding with each other.
We keep out of each other's way. No questions asked...!!
And speaking of questions, i have the answer.
I have the fuckin answer to it.
I took me four months of my life to figure that out. But atleast i know it now
And now i am sure that i am never gonna waste another minute from here on...
But do you have a question ready...??

So what is the answer...
What is life, why are we on this earth, what is our purpose of existence... Bah boring.
Would you be interested in knowing the answers to these silly useless questions.
We are what we are and we will be what we make of it.
That's the answer. Simple.Periods.
I need that, my other bebby is banged to...

Let's try this...
Suppose you were human and i were the one who could answer one question.
Any question. Ask anything. Anything about anything under the fuckin sun.
I will give you an answer, One true answer...
Believe it. Don't trust me. what is the harm in trying.
I am not asking for anything in return. or am i...?? Now, that's my question.

I have the fuckin answer.
I may be politically incorrect, my ways might be not right,
My solutions may be unthinkable...
But i have the fuckin answer.
But do you have your fuckin question ready...??

Back from my break...
And oh yes, about my 4 month break from nonsensical blogging.
I was busy in some other important nonsense of mine.

This is straight from a 28yr old guy comfortably living
completely in consistent control of my actions & decisions.
I love my drinks. I enjoy each & every one of them. But i never mix my drinks.
I decide, order, make, drink, burp, pay, tip & leave on a priority basis.
I drink to live, i don't live to drink and i never ever mix my drinks...
And now i am back to my favorite drink...
My passion, what i love doing and will continue to do for the rest of my life...

When i realised it...
This incident happened a couple of years back, i was working as a deputy manager for investment banking at a multinational bank. This was much before i jumped the advertising bandwagon.
Had a great job. Six figure package. Great life and only 24 yrs old then...
I woke up one thursday morning and my dad said,
"Buddy, life is very simple. Here are two questions, get the answers to these two questions in your life... You will be sorted forever..."

I dunno why he said that, i didn't even get it then.
It took me a long time to understand his two questions.
(The two questions... coming next on my blog soon)

It's been about three and a half years now.
Countless sleepless nights. Innumerable permutations & combinations.

I thank all of you, who have stood by me all these years and
Without whose help i would have never figured out the answer...
Thank you.... but what about the question.

When are you going to get married...??
I have the answer,
"I am mentally not matured enough to take such a huge step and enter into a responsible social institution such as marriage at this point in time... 
but as soon as i am ready, i shall let you know."
Also read as....
1. I am not into committed relationships
2. I am afraid of commitments
3. What will i get after marriage
4. How the fuck can i live my life with a person whom i don't even know
5. How the fuck can i live my life with a person whom i don't even love
6. How the fuck can i live my life with a person whom i don't even understand
7. You are not my type
8. I are too good for me
9. I am not your type. You don't know it but i know.
10. You were too good for an arsehole like me.
11. I have already spoiled a life. I know my potential. I do not want to spoil another one...
and of course my personal favorite, 
"Why bring the cow home, when processed milk is readily available outside..."

I think i am back... do you...??
I think i have answered your first question here,
Anything else i can help you with...

Ready since 1998,
Waiting since 2003,
Falling consistently since August 2010...
                                                             - thefallenhero