Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Prelude to Gyaan


I like to start everything with think,
Not because i work at Think out of the box,
Because i think a lot...
Because it is the singularly most important endeavour that i believe every individual should involve oneself before taking any step or INDULGE-ing in an other endeavour.
Think once. Think once before everything.

There is a saying which goes as
"An arrow leaving the bow and
                  A word leaving the mouth cannot be taken back"
and that's exactly where the problem arises.

People talk without thinking
and why the fuck does anyone leave the arrow without thinking.
It could hurt someone. Moreover, It could kill someone.
Not that i care about the the dead or soon to die (by just a fuckin arrow)

I care about what i say and about who i leave the arrow on,
Who is my next target...??

And above else, and most importantly,
Thinking costs nothing.
It's Free...

Think, all you want,
No charge, No tax, No VAT, No shit or shat, No shoot, even if it did, i care two hoots...

You gotta think before everything,
Every breath you take, Every move you make... You gotta think...

Think to impress others, Think to save your arse,
Think for a raise, Think again...

Think you are an actor and this world is your stage...
Think first, act later,
Why do you think there are more actors than thinkers...

When i die, i would rather be known as a thinker, than an actor,
Better than that,

I would rather be know as a fallenhero...
I thought before saying... i died saying something important. Period.

A fallenhero who has the guts, the balls... to think... to Think out of the box

Why is it always...
"There must be a better way of doing it
               Vs This is the way it has always been done here..."

Ex-cuse-me.... there is a better way of doing this.

If i wouldn't be so drunk now, probably i would have been on a stage..

Motivational Gyaan,
Taking motivational sessions for sales people, for marketing people, Teaching them,
Helping them in selling More stuff to More people for More money.... More often.
Making them understand the finer things in life...

I know all that shit,
My concern is that it's all bull-shit...

I ain't no motivational speaker,
I have 9 followers now... and i dont even know 6 of them...
I don't want followers....

What i want is
"Don't make the mistakes i made..."

If we make the same mistakes which our friends made... then what is the point.

What is the point of friendship, What is the point of conversations,
What is the point of my experience, What is the point of our conversations and my blog.
And what is the point of education and ejaculation.
Sorry, i just missed a point there...

In short,
If you make the same mistake, which i made,
Then what is the point in befrinding the fallenhero...

Trust me, in my lifetime, all of those 27 years, i have made a hell lot of mistakes...

The only difference here is that
"I am not afraid to accept my mistakes..."

I drink, i speak a lot,
I say the truth, people get hurt,
Lost a lot of friends this way,
But it still continues.

I smoke a lot, gonna spoil my lungs,
Gonna get cancer one day, but i don't care.

I lost true love, never gonna get u back Dha***,
No regrets, I don't care. I really don't. Period.

I lost a lot of money, Never in investments,
Never wasted it on myself, Never on Luxury,
Only on others, who never cared.

No regrets, No fuck-ups, No hard feelings,
No hang-ups, No excessive baggage,
No fuckin bull-shit. I take onus of my shit.
When it comes down my ass,
I have the balls to wipe it out....
Now, that is really dirty.
It is, it really is...
Life is dirty, and Thinking is even worse...

But how will you know. Unless you don't try.
It's like marijuana, you gotta try to enjoy it.
I tried it once, i thought....

When my dad almost threw me out of the house,
When i flunked in my fybsc. That was like hell.

But it was that incident, that Saturday...
When i slept at the beach all alone,
That's when i really did it for the first time.


Seen a lot of shit since then, experienced a lot of gyaan since then.../
Gyaan (in hindi) means "Information",
which i will give in the following series called "Gyaan"
I will post it once a month.
I will cut it short now.

I am an expert in certain aspects of life and this pertains only to people in INDIA as of now.
As i have been just a tourist to Australia, United states of America, United Kingdom etc etc so far.
So lets start with India, my country, my homeland.

In the forthcoming months i can post on the following
(1) Taxation in India
(2) How to crack interviews
(3) How to get higher salary packages by fooling HR
(4) How to do nothing but still be percieved as important at work
(5) How to get work done from your team without doing anything at all
(6) The art of never taking credit for anything
(7) The art of never doing anything and saying it aloud
      (having the balls to say to BOSS, "I DO NOTHING")
(8) The art of spending at the right moment
(9) The art of working at the right second.

and millions more. Make than ten millions.
I have first hand experiences at millions of such short-cuts.

But Rizwan once said,
" $@m**, the shorest distance between to points is a straight line..."

This is something i follow.
But i am the fallenhero...
Do you wanna be me, or be someone great.

Fuck me, let's make you big... real big.

Let's make you big. I am a selfish asshole,
Then why do i want to share this Gyaan with all other arseholes.

"If you make the same mistakes which i did,
                                                              what is the point".

I am starting a new section from now on called

"Gyaan : _______ whatever"

Let me know what you wanna know about and i shall tell you my experiences about it.
Let you know about it,
Not through google but through true original experience.

Trust me. I am the fallenhero.

Let me be wise again
Let the fallenhero rise again...

for even if i give my 110%,
99% shall always be in my blood


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  2. You talk sense,and heaps of it.Loved this blog,keep posting :)