Saturday, June 11, 2011

Fallenisms : June 2011

Fallenisms is a completely non original piece of dark side of the human satire or otherwise. Copied, ripped, pirated, flicked, translated, hacked, derived, assumed and imitated short takes on life through the eyes of the fallen hero…
Fallenisms now in it's 10th month, and with the end of the second month of a new financial year . A year full of planning and a year full of energy and enthusiam. A year starting with a plan of evading tax. A year of bringing in the new rules...

Consciousness is that annoying thing in-between naps...

Diplomacy is saying good doggy while looking for a bigger stone...

In life, if you ever get stuck...
Press F1 to continue.

Give me a fish and i will eat for one day, 
teach me how to fish and 
i will sit on a boat the whole day and drink beer.

Foster beer is the only beer that sucks...

The sooner i fall, the more time i have to catch up.

There's way too much blood in my          nicotine  system

can i have just 
one meaningful overnight relationship...

Does a whore cry rape
when the pay-check bounces...

please try to hide your disappointment.

There's something wrong here,
                     this is not the life i ordered..

Nevermind who moved my cheese...
Fuck the cheese, where's my beer.

I handle situations like a dog,
if i can't eat or screw it, i piss on it and walk away.

Warm Regards,
100% guaranteed, 5% delay,
Brain power: 99carat export quality fresh mud
with 99% still in my blood. 

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